The case of the foul mouthed Macaw

AFP:

A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

"He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."


Which reminds me of the story of a similar parrot purchased by a school teacher who decided to teach the bird a lesson. Her threat was to put the bird in the freezer whenever it used foul language. Ultimately the bird found itself standing next to a frozen turkey. He looked at the frozen bird and said "What the f... did you say in front of her?"

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